@TwiCarlyGleeber: Zoos would be cooler if you had to fight each animal before you could see the next one
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@GloGurL: My trainer suggested I get a tennis ball to message my back. I got it, but it just sits there. How do you make it go?
@Home_Halfway: "I think Esmerelda's in trouble!" "What makes you so sure, Quasimodo?" "I have a..." ... *sunglasses* ... *turns to camera* ... hunch."
@NorCalBratt: "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." Me, to my empty bag of Oreos.
@atDevin: I just read a story about someone finding a dead body at a Walmart. HOW EMBARRASING, I'd never be caught dead at a Walmart.