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@unravelingfire

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@BigJDubz

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@LMHPhotog

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@internetluke

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ME (wearing ski mask and holding up gun): what gave it away?

@KardashianReact

there are 1,013,913 english words but I never could string together any of them to accurately explain how much I want to hit u with a chair

@ImaFlyontheWall

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Dad:Hey hun
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@Reverend_Scott

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