My Grandma saw all of your tweets about stepping on Legos & asked if any of you cream puffs have ever heard of a game called Jacks?
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TAYLOR SWIFT: I knew you were trouble when you walked in
ME (wearing ski mask and holding up gun): what gave it away?
there are 1,013,913 english words but I never could string together any of them to accurately explain how much I want to hit u with a chair
Kid: Dad, a girl called me ugly, how long does ugly last..
Dad: How old are you?
Dad:theres your answer kid
I only drink Smart Water now.
I think it’s really helping my…
my head thinking thingie.