If cops can drive undercover cars, we should be able to drive cop cars. It’s only fair.
10 signs that he’s just not that into you
10. He is a cat.
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I would be a bad fish.
Fishermen would be like, “omg i’m so ugly” and I’d take the bait and disagree, instead of swimming away.
(513): They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Shouting “wahoo” instead of “woo-hoo” so everyone in this bar knows that I’m into fun AND sport fishing.
I just swallowed a Norton Anti-virus CD. I’m good now.
Anything u say can & will be used against u, in an argument, 10 months from now, because I’m a woman. And, we never forget. Anything. Ever.
Wife: Did you hear the water park went out of business?
Me: Oh no!
John Bobbitt: How long has it been since you last did one of these, doc?
Plastic Surgeon: Well, it has been a while. But I’m sure I can re-member.
People get so weird when I step on the gym scale behind them, naked.
Her: omg are you wearing a cape? Lol
Me: [texting mom] ok you were right about the cape