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@BoomBoomBetty: [giving wedding toast for my cousin] ...and she’s like the cool, pretty sister I always wished I‘d had— My actual sister also attending the wedding: HEY.
@flashember: imagine being a tree. just imagine it. imagine the good times (wind gently blowing your leaves); imagine the tough times (wind roughly blowing your leaves). imagine the ok, so-so times (there's no wind)
@Xalqee: My wife just sent me a text " I just bought you the best Christmas present! xox :)" .....I hope she misspelled Xbox