“Where do Cowboys come from?”
“Well, son. When a cow and a boy love each other very, very much…”
10’s homework question: “Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?”
His answer: “My mom.”
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GOD: make some of them fuzzy
ANGEL: thats good
G: make them sting
G: and let’s give them teeth!
A: too far
To anyone who hates the idea of sequels, remember that there were 181 Blinks before we got the good one.
“Sir, I need you to explain your resume.”
Well, my pet tiger & I were beloved cartoon characters
I pee on things I don’t like
Real doesn’t scare me, real stupid does
89% of my class in high school thought I was good in math because I’m Asian. Luckily the other 27% were smarter than that.
“You’re not the pizza guy.” Bin Laden’s last words.
Not everyone in my family follows Apple news, my sister included
Me: I don’t get it, I was just standing here, hard at work
HR: Yes, that was the problem.
In Batman Begins, the scene when Bruce Wayne throws the gun into the river, if you listen you can hear someone say “you throw like a girl”.