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@maughammom: Why is mild cheddar even a thing? Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market?
@divatulips: Give me coffee to change the things i can change and wine to accept the things i can't.
@ArfMeasures: [Prison] ME: Just don't mention anything about breaking free & they won't suspect a thing *guard enters* FREDDIE MERCURY *clears throat*