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@PleaseBeGneiss: Me: wanna play would you rather? Her: sure Me: ok would you rather have a cat or a giraffe named Genevieve who can help out around the house [gutter rattles in the backyard] Her: *narrows eyes*
@Doyle_McLain: BREAKING NEWS ON FACEBOOK! Pam wants everyone to know what a great husband Don has been these last 8 years & for making her so very happy!
@sixfootcandy: I’m so thankful for the guy who pressed the crosswalk button 10x after watching me push it. I bet his will be the winning push that saves the day.