What is “Fine”
I’ll take passive-aggressive responses for $800, Alex…
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Ugh why is my bag so heavy? *goes through bag* ok keys, wallet, book, sandwich, water, anvil, other sandwich, human baby, no I need all this
*signs your yearbook “best friends for life”
*never speaks to you again *
Noah in a pet shop
“Two of every animal please”
“Want any unusual examples?”
“No, just arky-types”
End a boring conversation by opening an umbrella in their face
Megaman is such a hard game! I’ve beaten Ice Man & Fire man but this guy just shoots me before I can even move. How do I beat Zimmer Man?
There’s no “us” in nachos.
Her: *Looking at furniture we can’t afford*
Me: You know you can’t have that, why do you tease yourself?
[A few hours later]
Me: *Watching sportsball on TV*
Me: *Perks up at cheerleader*
Her: *Just raises one eyebrow*
My husband gets me to scream his name by doing his signature move of not leaving any toilet paper in the bathroom.
Nice try, Clooney “wedding.” I know a casino heist when I see one.