This is probably going to sound really gay, but the sunset is GORGEOUS right now and I love making out with dudes.
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When people ask how my childhood was, I say “Pretty good, so far.”
My wife asked what I thought of her new blouse and I used the word “slimming”, I explain to the other homeless people.
My Christmas shopping will be financed by my swear jar again this year.
what if a snake fell asleep wrong and when he woke up his him was alseep
[Me]: What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?
[Me]: Brrrr-bon lol
[Me]: jk snowmen don’t drink they aren’t real
*thinks happy thoughts*
*throws pixie dust in your eyes*
*flies off with all your money*
is your name melissa?
are you married?
“to you sadly”
yes or no please
do you like the lie detector I bought for your birthday?
Asked a girl what I had to do to get her, she said, “GET LOST!”
So I stared…
Realising she wasn’t saying more, I asked, “which season?”