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@IamEveryDayPpl: 17 year old me: *catches Bret Michaels' sweaty bandana and stuffs it in my mouth*

Todays me: *carries hand sanitizer because of door knobs*

17 year old me: *catches Bret Michaels’ sweaty bandana and stuffs it in my mouth*

Todays me: *carries hand sanitizer because of door knobs*

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