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@girl_a_whirl: 18: I'm going to ask the stylist what color screams parental issues.
CMDR: Did everyone sync their watches?
ME: Yeah and now it doesn't work
CMDR: What? Let me see
ME: I can't...it's in the sink
ex: your friends were looking at me really strange at the game.
me: yeah well I told them you died in a hot air balloon accident.
@simoncholland: Let's get married and have kids so instead of doing fun stuff on the weekend we can go to a kid's birthday party where everyone coughs.
@foodfacenow: 1st Date
Me: Just warning you. I get freaky.
Her: Oh yeah? How freaky.?
Me:*thinking of using pizza rolls as a pizza topping* So freaky.
@CineRobert: "Waaaah, my boyfriend is a jerk, but I'm gonna tell twitter instead of him because I have the communication skills of a sea anemone."