1997: I Know What You Did Last Summer

1998: I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

2006: I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer

2020: Say, Remember That Thing You Did 23 Summers Ago? No? Me Neither. In Fairness, it Was a While Ago. Never Mind. As You Were. Bye.

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We’re looking for someone to eat macaroni and cheese at the end of our bed while we have sex. No weirdos please.


Sorry I ate all your cake after you passed out and then drew your angry eyebrows on so you’d be ready to discuss it when you woke up.


Doctor: You have to stop eating donuts…
Me: OK
D:…so that I can start the operation.


Plot twist: dogs act scared of vacuums to avoid housework.


Like my therapist always says, “I’m not your therapist, you’re just laying on a couch in Ikea”


JUDGE: Tim, your word is “Oak”
TIM: [deep breath] Ok
T: What th–
J: So close! It’s O-‘A’-K
T: But…
J: Hard luck, kid


St. Valentine’s Day is my favorite holiday that’s named after a massacre.


Billy Joel: You may be right, I may be crazy! But it just may be a lunatic you’re looking for…

Billy Joel’s 3 ex-wives: Yeah. Nope.