@sensitivetim: 2 friends and I once pulled the 3 kids in a trenchcoat trick & killed a man got tried as an adult but when they hung mike, paul & I fell out
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@Cheeseboy22: I bet you'll watch the cell phone camera footage of this concert for years & remember the fun you had holding up a cell phone at a concert.
@Kyle_Raney: "I'd like to make a toast." - piece of toast telling her toast husband she wants to start a family
@NicCageMatch: The turkey is the luckiest one at the Thanksgiving table because it's already dead.
@12spoopy11u: Sally sells seashells by the seashore. Her monopoly has left the seashore economy in shambles. 86% of hermit crabs are now homeless.