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@3sunzzz: 20s: Sure, I'll take the floor.

30s: The floor? No. But I'll sleep on the couch.

40s: What thread count are your sheets?

20s: Sure, I’ll take the floor.

30s: The floor? No. But I’ll sleep on the couch.

40s: What thread count are your sheets?

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