A fun way to find bleach in your coffee is to tell me I’m turning into my mother.
25 Relationship Red Flags You Shouldn’t Ignore:
1. Inexplicably, his house is full of flags.
2. This is serious, why so many?
3. You need to get that first one sorted
out before we move on.
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Guess who went all day without dropping food on her shirt?
Not me, but I’m sure somebody somewhere did.
Tomb = Toom
Womb = Woom
Bomb = Boom
I’m so out of shape, I can’t even run away from my insecurities.
My moral compass just spins.
Him: I love nerd girls
Me: Cool! Did you know the human body can’t feel water, only a change in temperature?
Him: no. not like that.
Sending an insult with a typo is like laughing at someone for tripping and falling and then tripping and falling right front of them.
You got acute appendicitis ..
No, YOU got a cute appendicitis *winks at doctor*
“oh, hello. you’re back early”