@lisaxy424: 30 seconds staring confused at the calculator app before realizing why my phone wasn't calling the number I dialed.
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@Dr_powpow: I could be wearing a onesie right now, you don't know.
@chris_isloi: When you give someone a present, unless you say "open it", they're legally not allowed to look inside.
@bossy_bootz: Me in my 20's: oh cool there's an after party Me in my 40's: oh cool this cardigan has pockets
@bazecraze: Neil Patrick Harris couldn't host a tapeworm without a musical number. #Emmys
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