@BuckyIsotope: 4 out of 5 dentists recommend Trident sugarless gum. The 5th dentist is busy butchering protected wildlife.
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@Darlainky: Dental hygienist: Whew! You’re all done with your cleaning. That took a bit longer than I expected. Me: *maintains eye contact while biting into Oreo* Thanks.
@Cpin42: "I usually don’t do this on the first date," I say, pushing two lobsters together and making sex noises