@leshnevsky

40 years later:
– Grandpa, sing me a song of your youth.
– Oppa Gangnam Style. Opp, opp, opp, opp!

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@rebrafsim

Me: somebody stole my stapler

HR: you’re working from home

@sarcasticmommy4

I left my kids with a list of things for them to do today because apparently I like to be optimistic & disappointed at the same time.

@Donna_McCoy

*tries to quietly check the football score during a home invasion

@mzeld

I’m on hold. My call is important to them.

@polychromatik

Do you ever wake up.
Kiss the person beside you, and just be thankful to be alive.

I did.
Not really appreciated on flights apparently

@djrogge

Cave rescue is going to make an incredible movie, can’t wait to see Scarlett Johansson inspire in her role as 12 Thai boys.

@poutycorpse

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@OBiiieeee

Ants can lift 20 times their bodyweight which is really helpful if you ever need help moving a single blade of grass.