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@mastrap84: 4yo: i'm going to scare them when they come in the door

me: oh wow that's silly

4yo: yeah but I won't kill them. This time.

me: wait, what?

4yo: i’m going to scare them when they come in the door

me: oh wow that’s silly

4yo: yeah but I won’t kill them. This time.

me: wait, what?

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