Watching Finding Dory & her parents call her “cupcake.” How do they know what that is?
This movie doesn’t seem very realistic, you guys.
5: You forgot my night-light! It keeps monsters away.
Me: If a monster wants to get you, a 4 watt bulb won’t stop him. Good night, Sweetie.
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I like to imagine that gymnastics competitions are just an elaborate game of ‘the floor is lava’.
What would u do if u won the lotto?
10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u.
11yo: I’d buy a monkey.
Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.
The average person has sex 89 times a year.
This is gonna be one hell of a week.
I imagine the hardest part of becoming a supervillain is getting your doctorate.
MySpace just bought a pack of Ramen noodles.
My 4yo asserts dominance by aggressively putting snacks in my hand so she can take dance breaks
Somebody called me a free spirit today and my heart leapt as I turned back to my paperwork.
“We’ll see” is Parentese for “No.”