@smickable: 50% off moms tomorrow!
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@EndhooS: Cop: [aiming gun] Neither of you move Imposter disguised as me: He's the one you want, kill him... Me: [knowing my wife bought a drum kit for our sons birthday] He is correct
@TheHatdog: Google Search: -is my toaster broken -can fire ants make toast -bathtub fire, small -house fire, how to stop -is house fire toast a thing?
@bumlaser: Attempted to have a bath. I am 6'2". The bathtub most certainly is not. I looked like a praying mantis trying to take a nap in an iPod dock.