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@smickable: 50% off moms tomorrow!
@Social_Mime: If somebody my age is out past 11 PM they just got off the second shift at work.
@longwall26: It must be almost impossible for chalk-outline guys not to turn victims' hands into turkeys this time of year.
@michelleisawolf: George Clooney has done so much for the world. All of it to try to get us to forget that he was a terrible Batman.
@Fallun_Angel: A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one.
@Aspersioncast: China are probably making all the medals anyway.