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@FunnyIsFamily: 5yo: "Mom, will you get me a yogurt?"
Me: "You're closer to the fridge."
5yo: *moves to the other side of the room* "Now you're closer."

5yo: “Mom, will you get me a yogurt?”
Me: “You’re closer to the fridge.”
5yo: *moves to the other side of the room* “Now you’re closer.”

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