@ValeeGrrl

6yo: MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU

8yo: AND ALSO WITH YOU

When their Star Wars obsession mixes with that time Nana took them to Catholic mass.

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@realfunghi

Funny how strangers who ask you to take a photo of them are always disappointed by your shots, as if they expect to find Yousuf Karsh leaving a 7-Eleven.

@chanelpuke

Ppl who make fun of outfit repeating? I look bomb af so I’m gonna wear this again I’ll even wear it to your funeral if you keep talking shit

@Smooheed

Showing that you can fit your fist in your mouth on the first date is only sexy if you can get it back out afterwards

@KeetPotato

cop: “can you point at which zebra it was”
zebra: “ha good luck we all look the same”
me: [points at zebra wearing my sunglasses] “that one”

@sofarrsogud

Teenagers are most fun when they’re asked to clean up the mess they’ve made themselves.

@msdanifernandez

Please respect my privacy during this time. Nothing happened I just don’t want to talk to anyone.

@littleshark87

“Auntie,how big can frogs be?”

“Depends how many cars roll over it”

I should do Kids TV shows.

@Ruth_A_Buzzi

When one door closes, another one opens.
Other than that it’s a pretty good car.