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@Mr_Kapowski: 8 year old daughter: I wish I had been born a twin

Me: You were a very hungry fetus-

Wife: Ok that's enough time with Dad for today

8 year old daughter: I wish I had been born a twin

Me: You were a very hungry fetus-

Wife: Ok that’s enough time with Dad for today

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