Slowly, Waldo’s wife and Mr. Sandiego started putting the pieces together
8:I like cheese!
Me:I like cheese more.
8:No! I like cheese more! I love cheese!
Me:You don’t know what you’re getting into here.
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Hubs and I have fought so much lately I’ve lost 10 lbs. I thought about leaving him, but I’d like to lose another 10 lbs first.
To save money, instead of going to the club, I just get drunk at home and yell “what?” into a mirror over and over.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth the $20
Just blocked all users from Central & South America. I doubt this “Zika” virus can spread thru social media but why take the risk?
psychic: [sees guy in crowd w/ a pony tail] Sir did u know a Chad?
Chad wants u to know he’s ok
*guy starts crying*
Dog: WHAT IF I’M HERE ALONE FOREVER
Dog 911: WHAT WILL U EAT
Dog: probably eat the cat LOL
Dog 911: LOL
Just once, I want someone to kick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter.