She was Hannah Montana when Bush was president. Thanks, Obama.
9: My room is clean.
Me: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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*answers phone call from boss*
I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME AT WORK!
I got excited when my son joined the cross-country team. But then I learned they don’t cross the country and are back home in a few hours.
If you’re unsure if you’re pregnant or not that’s called a maby
Asking if judges go commando under their robes is a sure-fire way to get out of jury duty.
My gastroenterologist used to be a plumber.
Having to see him is gut-wrenching
I don’t know if this is a good idea.
Narrator: He knew, in fact, it was an awful idea.
[1st Day after wildebeests take over]
I’m safe in my house
Thought I heard clattering
THEY CAN OPEN DOORS WITH THEIR HOOVES