Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

We're redesigning Funny Tweeter. Your feedback is always welcome. Talk to us at @funTweeters

@iwearaonesie: 9: What are you going to be for Halloween dad?
me: Drunk
9: What's mom gonna be?
me: Mad

9: What are you going to be for Halloween dad?
me: Drunk
9: What’s mom gonna be?
me: Mad

COMMENTS