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@XplodingUnicorn: 9-year-old: Why do we have to dress up for church?

Me: To show God we have our act together.

9: But he knows we're lying.

9-year-old: Why do we have to dress up for church?

Me: To show God we have our act together.

9: But he knows we’re lying.

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