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@Dustinkcouch: 911: what's ur emergency

me: i'm in a bad spot. can u come get me

911: what's going on?

me: i'm in jail. i only get one call.

911: and why are you in jail?

me: im callin 911 too much :/

911: yep. you know what this means.

me: worse jail :/

911: *nods* worse jail

911: what’s ur emergency 

me: i’m in a bad spot. can u come get me

911: what’s going on?

me: i’m in jail. i only get one call.

911: and why are you in jail?

me: im callin 911 too much :/

911: yep. you know what this means. 

me: worse jail :/

911: *nods* worse jail

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