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@mydanimarie: 911 what's your emergency?

I FARTED ON THE FIRST DATE.

Ma'am we don't--

IT SOUNDED LIKE A BALLOON ANIMAL ASKING A QUESTION

911 what’s your emergency?

I FARTED ON THE FIRST DATE.

Ma’am we don’t–

IT SOUNDED LIKE A BALLOON ANIMAL ASKING A QUESTION

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