Good morning, here are some ABBA songs that could also be about Mario:
• Mamma Mia
• Money, Money, Money
• Super Trooper
• Name of the Game
• I’ve Been Waiting For You
• The Winner Takes It AllPlease let me know if there are any more.
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Putting a little orange juice on my hands before I go to the butterfly pavilion so people think I have a special gift
When Papa Roach sang “This is my last resort” he was on a disappointing vacation, and he’s avoided resorts ever since.
My parents waited way too long to tell me about Santa and the Easter Bunny. I was so mad I got in my car & drove away.
Once, when I was drunk, I threw a fan out of my bedroom window because it wouldn’t turn on.
Guess I should of plugged it in first to see why.
*sees that all the leaves have blown into the neighbour’s yard*
*buys all the lottery tickets*
Four polite Canadians arrive at a four way stop sign simultaneously.
…The end.
My favorite superheros are.. Baskin and Robbin!
Alligators can live up to 100 years, which is why there’s an increased chance that they will see you later.
People say I’m half naked when I’m 12% dressed because they’re bad at math
Me: I’m on social media because I want attention.
Scammers: Hi!
Me: Not like that.
Caught my son chewing on electrical wires.
So, I grounded him.
He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
To err is human; to Air Bud is dog!!!!
Policeman: Name please
Iggy Pop: Iggy Pop
Policeman: Your FULL name
Iggy Pop: (Quietly) Ignatius Poppadom
*rip*
stupid
*rip*
automatic
*rip*
STOP
*rip*
GIVING
*rip*
ME
*rip*
PAPER
*rip*
TOWELS
*rip*
9 has decided to write a book called “True facts about idiot humans”
And I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t worried about her source of information
I just cross-bred a crocodile and a homing pigeon. I expect that’ll come back to bite me.
My relationship with tea has always been strained.
You know that episode of Friends where Joey tries to speak French? That’s what I hear when watching the State of the Union Address
Autocorrect changed Italian to Taliban, so now I’m sure the NSA is super interested in my ricotta cheese.
Never ask a woman for a massage. She’ll do it for 5 minutes, then somehow trick you into giving her an hour-long one. WIZARDS.
Soccer was only invented to sell more yellow cards.
I usually bring an air horn to a funeral to make sure the person is really dead.
One of the things that always makes me laugh about this place is how any time I say “I’m trying to use self-control” people always respond back with “No! Do it! Do iiiiiitttt!” *laughing hard*
It’s cute how I ordered 2 drinks and the bartender asked if I wanted to wait for the other person to be seated
I can remember a time when we didn’t allow crazy people to be in charge of running things.
12 decided he’s into vinyl, so he got a record player for Christmas. His new name is DJ TURNITDOWN!
Once again not all heroes wear capes
I love Bounty but even I think this is cursed
me: i have test anxiety
classmate: it’s okay, jesus has answers
jesus: *descending from sky* the first three are all D
Dog: I have mange
Baby Jesus: I have manger
Dog: It’s not a competition