Probably just poor graphic design…
Still not gonna drink from it.
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Establish dominance over your grandma by giving her a crisp $5 bill on her birthday.
I’m so relieved after getting my last electricity bill today.
It said..
FINAL NOTICE
When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?
Don’t change, I hate you just the way you are.
I’m gods gift to women if god only shopped at Rite Aid.
I let that asshole into traffic and he can’t even oh look he’s waving we’re friends now.
“You should cook it like this more often.”
Me, panicked cried twice and burnt myself when cooking it: sure.
No one is more unnecessarily confident than a white person that just ordered Mexican food in a Spanish accent.
SISTER: i’m engaged!
ME: awwwwwwwwewwww
SISTER: did you sneak an ‘ew’ in there
ME: …no
Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.
[very obviously being hit on]
hahaha ok well, see you around[4 days later, cutting open a cantaloupe]
wait a second
Just saved a guy from drowning by
throwing him a CVS receipt as a lifeline.He also gets 25% off his next rescue.
I’m creating a new perfume for introverts.
It’s called: Leave Me The Fu Cologne.
I take no responsibility for anything I said or did yesterday.
I was young. It was a different time.
Man online: You will die childless and alone with your 30 cats.
Me: Sweet.
3 years ago today I signed up for Twitter. Since then, I’ve walked into 8 light poles, stepped on 5 cats and looked up from my phone twice.
Funerals are expensiveeeeeee. Please put me in an airfryer when it’s my time.
AHHHHHHHH HONEY COME QUICK THERE’S A RAT IN THE SHOwer oh uh never mind, it’s just my hair in the drain
Stephen King: what if there was an *evil* clown
Mary Shelley: what if a corpse came to life
Edgar Allan Poe: oh no a bird!!!
I don’t care what pasta costs because it’s worth every penne.
Me: if I had to review it, the beginning was boring, none of it was believable. I didn’t care about the main characters but we got cake so one star
Bride: did you at least enjoy being maid of honor
Me: before we have kids let’s see if we can keep this plant ali-
Wife: plant’s dead.
Me: ok no problem a plant isn’t a child, besides it’s not like we’re pregnant ye-
Wife: i’m pregnant.
Me: this is fine.
*calls boss*
Me: I can’t come to work.
Boss: Why not?
Me: Gotham city needs me.
Boss: …You’re not Batman.
Me: Oh, yes, yes, exaaaactly.
Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.
Whoever coined the term sticktoitiveness really got away with some bullshit there
I shot a man in Reno,
Just to watch him cry.It was just a Nerf gun you big baby!
I’ve started dating Little Red Riding Hood’s gran.
She’s an animal in bed.
if you ever see me shirtless, galloping past you majestically on horseback, call an ambulance because i don’t know what i’m doing
I was chuckling at all the old men in the parking lot, waiting for the store to open. Then I realized, WAIT, I AM AN OLD MAN SITTING IN THE PARKING LOT WAITING FOR THE STORE TO OPEN