1965~ Wow Cher looks good
1985 ~ Wow Cher looks good
1995 ~ Wow Cher looks good
2020 ~Wow Cher looks good
3035 ~ Wow Cher looks good
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Guac just sounds like someone died before they could say the whole word.
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a dog that does karate
the funniest historical moment was when achilles’ mom, knowing that dunking him in the river styx would make him invulnerable, didn’t take an extra 2 seconds to dip his heel in to make sure he was 100% covered. just the laziest shit ever
M: What do you want for dinner?
H: I don’t care, you decide
M: Sushi?
H: No, but whatever.
M: Mexican?
H: Nah, but your call.He’s dead now
I can’t believe they get women to pay so much for those boots & can’t even spell ‘Ugly’ right…
A child is like a CD. You enjoy it for a while and then forget it in the car.
Him: I’m thinking about shaving my beard
Her: Okay
Him: You don’t mind?
Her: Nope
Him: Great
Her: I’m thinking about getting a divorce
Him: You’ve made your point
In movies guys are always like “ohh this girl’s so adorably clumsy. You can’t help falling in love with her” but in real life guys are always like “go home, Diane. You’re drunk.”
Me: *delicately inserting plastic tassels to the ends of my handlebars*
Motorcycle Instructor, shaking his head: only if you brought enough for the whole class
They built a huge, ugly thought-control tower right next to my house but actually I love it so much
[1st date]
HER: So do you have any hobbies?
SALT SHAKER: Nice dress! It would look great on my floor
HER: What?!
HIM: Just ventriloquism
I was just talking about how stupid it is that we don’t use the metric system like the rest of the world! 😂😂
Me: I’ve installed a sensor to let me know when there’s any social awkwardness in the air
Michael Cera:
Sensor: *bursts into flames*
My bank says my password isn’t strong enough. Did it ever stop and think that my password has a lot going on right now?
Hey girl, are you the week-old leftover Chinese food I ate for lunch because you are not agreeing with me.
[getting ready for plans I shouldn’t have made]
ME: *standing in shower opening and closing shower curtain* here, killer killer killer
Wait, there’s a big difference.
Did you say I look like THE Rock or did you say I look like A rock?
Cereal. Check.
Milk. Check.
Bread. Check.
Fruit. Check.
Salad. Check.
Wow, the looks I am getting! Guess I could have paid w/ 1 check.
Every time my sexual partner changes positions or stops for a second I respond with “recalculating…”
[dentist’s full hand and wrist in my mouth, also his keys?]
so u visited Spain u said? tell me. tell me every goddamn detail about Spain
Normal people eating: *CRUNCH* *SLURP* *GULP* 🙂
Me eating: If I make any noise at all whilst eating people might judge me and I MIGHT DIE
Who is the highest ranking officer at the hospital?
General Anesthesia
Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father
Luke: really?
Darth Vader: yeah. Why?
Luke: you have the voice of a heavyset black guy is all
Stop asking yourself if something is a good idea and start asking yourself if you can get away with it.
Best misinterpreted text ever!
Playing horsey, but it’s just my 2yo granddaughter riding my last nerve.
when you’re having a great time with your new toy but then find out it’s not for you
10 year old me preparing to tell my mom at 9pm I need glue and construction paper for my project due tomorrow.
‘I can quit anytime I want’ I mutter to myself everyday on my way work.
Ke$ha in different currencies:
Ke£ha,
Ke€ha,
Ke¥ha.
Lucky she chose USD… British KePoundHa or Vietnamese KeDongHa might sound a bit odd