A chicken pie in Jamaica costs £2.00
A chicken pie in Trinidad costs £2.40
A chicken pie in St Kitts costs £2.15These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
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Me now: Listen, I need to skip commuting in Boston. I am begging you to disintegrate me
Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?
Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills….
Me: Is that a web tattoo on your elbow because you like Spider-Man?
Them: Naw, I killed 5 people
Me: so you don’t like Spider-Man?
How to avoid interaction with coworkers in 4 steps?
1. Take a group selfie
2. Crop everyone out except you
3. Post it on FB
4. Tag all of em
Wow, you’re a Sagittarius??
That must mean you’re trusting, passionate and thick as pig shit to think I care about horoscopes
WARDEN: Any final words before you’re hung?
ME: How many of these have you done? It’s hanged, you idiot.
WARDEN: *just shoots me*
Breaking news:
Goats that intimidate others are bully goats
trust my gut? the thing that can’t even handle milk?
I’m piloting an SR-71, capable of flying speeds above Mach 3. 85,000 feet above earth, my shadow passes directly over a small town in rural Kansas where there is only one Dairy Queen and one McDonald’s—
My phone: WOULD YOU LIKE CONNECT TO MCDONALD’S WI-FI???
Door: PULL.
Me: Don’t tell me what to do.
sorry kids, Santa is a super spreader.
“I need a woman like you in my life”
Aww thanks, I hope you find her lol
Strawberry is a terrible name. “Ooh, a berry with all the flavor of a straw,” you’d think. But you’d be wrong
Son, there’s no need for a paternity test. I knew you were mine when you came prematurely.
A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”
me: [lays trail of petals directly to the bed] she’ll love this
midwife: she won’t
Optimistic Thought of the Day: You are always 1/3 of the way towards having a threesome.
They say a woman deserves a man that looks at her every day like it’s the first time he’s seen her. It’s wrong to promote Alzheimer’s.
[checks Facebook & sees my 4th grade girlfriend has liked my hot chocolate recipe share]
ME: I knew she’d come crawling back to me one day
forget tagging friends, i want to be able to tag my enemies
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Rambo Rambow
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: Wow. Nobody’s ever asked me that.
Interviewer: Take a minute to th-
Me: Arendelle.
“Everybody cut foot loose” – Russian version of Saw
Me: So, where are you from?
Her: I’m from Canada.
Me: Wow, your English is great!