@JasonIsbell: A couple weeks ago I was introduced to Jason Momoa AS I WAS WALKING INTO THE GYM in case you’re wondering what every sad song on my next album will be about
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@mommajessiec: Husband & me: OMG, he’s doing it! 1yo: *walking* Husband & me: OMG, he’s doing it! 6yo: *riding two-wheeler* Husband & me: OMG, he’s doing it! 16yo: *pouring milk into cereal without spilling*
@pauleggleston: I just cross-bred a crocodile and a homing pigeon. I expect that'll come back to bite me.