A couple who are silly together stay together.

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Directions on tooth whitener say avoid coffee, red wine and cola. If I could do that, why would I need whitener?


In middle school I knew a guy named Austin who would always say that he slept with your mom to own you. Then one kid called his bluff and started talking about how Austin had basically ruined his family and how his mom was in prison now. Completely changed the game.


Twitter’s original name was “Sentence Contest”


Ten things only 90s people remember:
1. 1990
2. 1991
3. 1992
4. 1993
5. 1994
6. 1995
7. 1996
8. 1997
9. 1998
10. That sound the modems made


I was having a perfectly lovely Wednesday until someone told me it’s Monday.


Spider: Why don’t you like us? Most us are harmless and we kill all the bugs in your house? We just want to help


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bad boys bad boys


ME: My dog’s so happy I’m working from home.
DOG (to camera): Honestly, a heads up would have been nice. I had shit planned today.


“What attracted you to our company?”

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work


Country rooooads
Let’s-a goooo
It’s-a meeeee

Mushroom Kingdooom
Mama Miaaaa
Take me Hoooome
Rainbow Roaaad