@Mr_Kapowski: A coworker sent me an instant message mistakenly typing "The cloak stopped working" to which I responded "OMG you can see me?!"
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@tdwyer618: The world would be a better place if we all got along like the "Price is Right" audience.
@MommaUnfiltered: I have what CNN is calling 'snow fatigue' symptoms include: Being tired of winter A sudden desire for spring Thoughts of murderous rage
@PyrBliss: If you don't swear when you're driving, you aren't paying enough attention to the road.