@Mr_Kapowski: A coworker sent me an instant message mistakenly typing "The cloak stopped working" to which I responded "OMG you can see me?!"
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@jonnysun: sitting is bad for u, but the standing desk is all wrong. i present to u… *unveils computer hanging from ceiling with a bed underneath it*
@t_cuppp: Sit-ups are no fun, sharpie abs are definitely the way to go if you want permanent results.
@nachdermas: gonna take up jogging again, not to be healthier but to increase my chances of being murdered in the woods