A dating site for olds like me called Carbon Dating.

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[Slaps string cheese out stranger’s hand]

Me: We are NOT animals. We do not bite the cheese without peeling.

5 year old: *cries*


Air Canada says 20,000 mobile app users have been affected by a data breach. On the upside, the hackers might know where your lost luggage is.


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Sargeant: What’s the point of impact?

Me: Because otherwise there’s no boom, sir


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*extends arm for handshake*

Me: Hello, it’s nice to meet you

Friend: Sorry, but my dad is blind