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My mom & me, changing the thermostat behind each other’s backs.


Me making a grocery list: What essential stuff are we needing?

Him: *lists exotic, little-used spices*


I’m sorry your baby is crying right now. Have you tried taking it farther away from me?


I’ll never call a radio station because I’m afraid they’ll give me tickets to go somewhere and do something.


Angel: God.. Were you drunk creating last night?

God: no…..

Angel: *holds up platypus

God: a little..