@pan_duh: a dating site that matches you with the perfect slice of cheesecake
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@daemonic3: ME: can you believe they are banning plastic straws and you have to bring your own FRIEND: that sucks ME: yes one that sucks, that's how straws work
@calluptome: Everyone complains about the weather but noone's sacrificing a virgin to change it either.
@Love_bug1016: him: you’re not like most women me: is it because I’ll eat an entire pizza, the fries in your hand, and a small village on a first date?