@JKNenagh: a duck was about to cross the road when a chicken came running up and said... don't do it man ... you will never here the end of it!
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@dannyboy7813: Daughter: Dad, did dinosaurs really exist? Me: Yep. D: But how can you be so sure of that? M: I've seen them in museums D: Really!! Didn't know they had museums when dinosaurs were about.
@brendohare: Just saw a bag of McDonalds in the street. Unsure how this will affect brand. Could be good (free advertising) or bad (no one was eating it)
@linkindrinkin: me: *summoning the hot dog demon by nailing a shitload of hot dogs to the wall in the shape of a pentagram* hot dog demon: not you again