I don’t discriminate among size guys.
Personally my favorite is 3 inches and goes by the name visa, mc, or amex.
a few weeks ago I faked an Irish accent at the bar & ended up meeting a guy from Ireland that night. since then I contemplated if he was faking it or not & I just found him on tinder and his bio says if he gets drunk enough he fakes an Irish accent. I’ve found my soulmate y’all!!
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Why would you ask me for directions?
You just saw me walk into a closed door.
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Trooper: State Police identify yourself
Me: Police identify yourself
Trooper: State Police
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