A five year old girl is headed to
the National Spelling Bee finals.

And I just had to use autocorrect
to spell “embarrassed”

I’m so emb-

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My wife texted me from the bedroom last night saying she ate crackers in bed and she needed help changing the sheets because crumbs were everywhere.

Turns out that was not an excuse to get me in the bedroom for sex. She literally ate crackers like our 4 yo.


To the first designer to make skirts so tight that a slit had to be added to the back: Good job.

Flip flop guy: Go stand in the corner.


For a quiet ride, buckle the empty seatbelt beside a child and tell them not to wake up the ghost.


Dinosaurs prolly have ghosts too, what if there’s a diplodocus just standing where your house is right now, bored as shit


It’s so cute how all the free sandwiches in the fridge at work have little names.


When Doves get married in a parallel universe they release screaming humans from the cage.


[ 9 months BC ]

Mary: *changes Facebook status to “it’s complicated”


The beatles purposefully wrote catchy songs to generate interest in their band


“By night’s end, one of these teams will be the victor.” Thank you for that breakdown, Bob Costas. I was worried they might all die instead.