@dumbbeezie: A good way to keep a secret from me is to leave it on my voicemail
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@geekysteven: "Why didn't any of you go back and kill Hitler?" TIME TRAVELER: We prioritized stopping Zortho the Endless Scourge in 1935. "Who?" TT: Bingo