Throw me to the wolves and they’ll come back with cute names, little sweaters & an affinity for baby talk.
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Latex inflatable trousers, don’t leave home without them.
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You can check out anytime you like
You can never leave
Please bring me my wine
2020 is officially Hotel California
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