I think the elementary school music teacher was overly optimistic when she said we may recognize this next song.
A jellyfish can go its entire lifetime without ever meeting a peanutbutterfish
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delete cookies? WHY ON EARTH WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?! I LOVE COOKIES.
Congratulations, “journalists” who tell celebrity gossip for a living. I didn’t know you could get a degree in teenage girl.
Stands at the gates of hell.
Waves to my mother in law.
If I was a baseball coach, I’d argue with umpires about subjective reality, stressing we can’t be sure the game is actually even happening.
Out of all the cookies in the world, these HTTP cookies taste the worst.
*gets tax refund* *calls zoo*
Hello, how much to rent an otter for the day? Please say less than $47. Hello?
Hoping all my fellow North Carolinians are staying safe. Except my 7th grade boyfriend. I hope that dude ends up in China.
Men. Can’t live with ’em…can’t finish this joke unless I wanna be single the rest of my life.