Like when you make a mistake on your paper so you use wite-out but then it gets all chunky and busted and worse. That’s concealer in your 40s.
A “lady” and a “woman” are exactly the same thing unless they are prefaced with cat.
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ME (calling my horse with no name):
Triscuits are a good snack if you’ve already eaten all the other snacks in your house and the boxes they came in and your own hands
If I was a pug, nobody would give me funny looks for slobbering in public or eating food off the floor.
I spend an awful lot of time picking the most desirable potato chips out of the bag for someone who’s going to eat them all anyway.
These food blogs start simple.
‘How to cook rice. Boil. Serve’
But over time…
‘How to crème brûlée baba ganoush with caramel’.
Very little scares me. So does very big.
Me: I want a serious long term relationship
Literally anyone: Hey I’m interested in you!
Me: *shivers* better hide in bed for 6 months.
I call loading the dishwasher “quantum physics” because no one else in this house knows how to do that either.
Just once I want to see a new parent post a baby photo on Facebook with the words: “Still not sure if we like it, tbh.”