@jackiembouvier: A man 20 years my junior just stepped right in front of me without saying excuse me. So I tripped him and he fell down the stairs. I asked him if he was okay because I have manners.
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@BriarSly: Question: If a King runs a Kingdom...& an Emperor runs an Empire... Who runs a country?
@thequeensheart: I’ve banged my pinky toe so many times in the past week it has an appointment at the clinic tomorrow for a STD test.
@fluffysuse: If it's your imperfections that make you beautiful, I'm pretty sure I should be a supermodel.
@Jenny4ashley: [gets pulled over for speeding] Where's the fire ma'am? *grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"