A man 20 years my junior just stepped right in front of me without saying excuse me. So I tripped him and he fell down the stairs. I asked him if he was okay because I have manners.

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Me: I’ll write u a haiku!

Her: I’m just impressed u know how to spell haiku.

Me: *deletes “how to spell high-koo” from browser history*


I didn’t say you were ugly, I just said you were facially challenged.


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never trust a person who says they don’t like chocolate, even dogs eat chocolate and it kills them


Me: He died of natural causes.
Cop: You pushed him off a cliff.
Me: Gravity is natural.