A new study shows dolphins have great memory. Memories include “Swam in water” and “Ate”.

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If Jesus loves me how come he’s never liked a single one of my instagram selfies


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(8 months later at opening night)
football coach: wait wtf is this


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*Does shadow puppet of a bird*
“Thats great but I asked what you do for a living?”
Um *smooths tie* I’m unemployed


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I’m so fancy, I pronounce the “H” in “WHISKEY”

*every single one of you just said that word out loud when you read this