My safe word is “I WANT YOUR BABIES”
A new study suggests that a future study will completely contradict this study.
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Take it to dinner and see how it treats the waitstaff, then judge it.
Daughter announced there will be rain for Thanksgiving. We usually have turkey but with her cooking skills rain will taste better.
You wouldn’t believe all of the Easter eggs I just found lying in the grass outside of this preschool.
Ibuprofen, youbuprofen, weallbuprofen.
*buys extra movie ticket seat so I’ll have a place to put my microwave bc I’ll be damned if I’m paying that much for popcorn
a lot to take in here.
I’ve carefully avoided a running injury all these years by never running.
A nicer way to tell someone their breath stinks is to say “I’m bored, let’s go brush your teeth!”