@KalvinMacleod

A recent study states that people should only shower every 3-4 days. “Stop being an idiot,” said one wife who lives in my house.

A recent study states that people should only shower every 3-4 days. “Stop being an idiot,” said one wife who lives in my house.

- @KalvinMacleod

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